Our friend Iain turned ** last week. Unfortunately Pete was obviously not meant to attend the party as his car broke down, the AA man took 3 hours to recover him and then the trains all had engineering works. After setting off from Hastings at 7am he only made it as far as north london by 5pm and gave it up as a bad job.

However I was in Wakefield already and managed to make it. After a few beers in the sun and a slap up curry we headed into Liverpool for cocktails, beer and a boogie.

We ended up at relax, a cheesy but fun 80’s nightclub where we dressed Iain up with a hen night devils tail and a ‘Relax’ sweatband - he looked scarily like Ralph Macchio (The Karate Kid actor). What do you reckon?